Smoky conversation

There once were three wizards, nice folk,

Who spoke with their pipes making smoke.

With a puff, curl and ring,

They'd say everything.

You couldn't be better well spoke!

 

 

You unplugged my future!

 

A wizard was reading her fate

With a crystal that shone oh so great, 

But his aide in a rush

Unplugged it - oh, hush!

Now the lady's filled with pure hate. 

OMG the Prices!

 A wizard walked into a store

Where magic was sold, spells and more

But he gasped in dismay

At the prices that day

Saying, 'I won't buy here anymore!'

Which way?

A unicorn pulled with great might

While a wizard slept soundly upright.

At a fork in the way

A choice it must weigh;

I hope that its guess turned out right. 

Moving Day / Journée du déménagement

A wizard lived snug in a tree, 

A wizard lived snug in a tree

When lumberjacks came, axe-happy and free.

With a glare and a spell

He bid them farewell,

Now they're off clipping shrubs by decree! 

Message not received / Message non reçu

At midnight, a magician did gaze

At his face in a pond's quiet haze.

His reflection then spoke,

'Beware, my dear bloke,

For a dragon near you now strays.' 

Alien Invasion? / Invasion extraterrestre ?

A magician with tricks to display

Checked his telescope one night, so they say.

But what did he spy

In the dark starry sky?

An alien! And he just ran away. 

 

Eye spy

 

A magician sat down with a quill, 

Drew a dragon with talent and skill.

But outside, with a glare,

A real one did stare

Through the window, all silent and still. 

You're Old for Trick-or-Treating / Tu es vieux pour le 'Trick-or-Treat'

Two kids one Halloween night

Met a sage - such a curious sight.

'You're too old for these treats

So get off of our streets!'

And the wizard did conjure a fright. 

New Magic Wand / Nouvelle baguette magique

 

A Strike Foretold / Un coup de bowling prédit

 

Night on the Water / Le nuit sur l'eau

A magician at night took a ride,

On a lake with some beavers as guide.

They pulled him along,

To the tune of a song, 

While the moon on the water did glide.

Fido's not dangerous / Fido n'est pas dangereuse

 

Your move / Votre tour

 

The Best ones are on Top / Les meilleurs sont en haut